foie:

my ride is here

skrill-nye:

the booty mainframe has been breached

miniprof:

bird seller, i need your strongest bird

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

clockworkdelcatty:

darkohexar:

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

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And my all-time favorite:

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How could you leave this one out?